Capt Scarlett

Thank ye kindly,Laura. This isn't one of them singles taverns where cheesy pick up lines are a must is it? If so, I have been long out of practice... Capt. Scarlett Hawkins Captain of the Lusty Lady

Ahoy mates...I've been gone fer a long time and I see we have grown quite a bit. Mind if I pull up a barrel and help myself to a mug of rum? Capt. Scarlett Hawkins Captain of the Lusty Lady "The road to debauchery is paved with glitter" --Official Courtesan Den motto--

Happy Belated Birthday Black Hearted Pearl! Love the name by the way. Lots of June birthdays in here, mine was yesterday. I celebrated all weekend with me mates. I raise my tankard to you, a fellow Gemini. May ye have many more birthdays filled with sea,sail and sun. fair winds and calm seas, Capt. Scarlett "Mouse" Hawkins Captain of the Lusty Lady

Here's what you do. While on your 30th voyage on POTC, jump overboard right in the middle of the pillaging and join in the singing and looting. Can't tell you how many times I have resisted the urge to just jump ship and join in the fun. If the Disney police come after you, just pose as one of those wenches at the Wench auction. They'll never notice. Fair winds and calm seas, Captain Scarlett Hawkins Captain of the Lusty Lady

The ever oblivious Captain Scarlett looks at the Royaliste shrugs her shoulders and joins in with the welcome back party. "Glad you decided to stay mate, 'ave no idea what happened cause it was none of my business to begin with. I'm just 'ere to have a good time, learn a few things and drink till I can't drink no more." Fair winds and calm seas, Captain Scarlett Hawkins Captain of the Lusty Lady

Me all time favorite pirate song is All for me Grog. Whether it be sung by the Jolly Rogers or by my friends 'round the fire at an SCA event. I love a good song about spending all yer loot on drink and women and having to go back out to sea for more loot! Fair winds and calm seas, Captain Scarlett Hawkins Captain of the Lusty Lady

Oh,Peter,Paul and Mary....I'm keepin' me mouth shut on this one. Fair winds and calm seas, Captain Scarlett Hawkins Captain of the Lusty Lady

I would choose either to have a mermaid with heaving bosoms or bawdy looking lass with heaving bosoms. What's with the heaving bosoms? Well, the name of me ship is the Lusty Lady and I liken the name to either a mermaid or a siren. And, me crew is mostly female which makes it all the more frightening. Fair winds and calm seas, Captain Scarlett Hawkins Captain of the Lusty Lady

Just do what I do Mad Mary, smile and nod. Fair winds and calm seas, Captain Scarlett Hawkins Captain of the Lusty Lady

I'm going to try to be there tomorrow night meself. I think I finally have an idea on how to navigate meself around the chat room now. I'm not sure if I'll be there at 7 but I'll stop by anyway. Fair winds and calm seas, Captain Scarlett Hawkins Captain of the Lusty Lady

Ahoy Mates! Looks like there are more pirates getting an education these days. As I was swaggerin' toward the library here on campus at ASU, I noticed there was words scribbled on the stairs in multi-colored chalk. Words and phrases like "Talk like a Pirate Day" We are pirates. right?, Dread Pirate Roberts wuz here, Blimey, Arrrrrr, Remember Captain Hook? and What would Blackbeard do? I was quite happy to see that I wasn't only one celebratin' today as I strode about wearin' my Pirates of the Carribbean shirt (from the ride). Happy Talk like a Pirate day! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Fair winds and calm seas, Captain Scarlett Hawkins Captain of the Lusty Lady

Happy Birthday Jamaica Rose! Here's to many more years of livin' the pirate life. May your tankard be always full of fine rum and the wind ever blowin' in yer sails. Fair winds and calm seas, Captain Scarlett Hawkins Captain of the Lusty Lady

Ah yes, Margarita, she's a fine lass... ---sinks into storytelling mode--- Why, I remember when me mates and I were pillaging our way through Maracaibo and stopped by the Laughing Baboon tavern for a night of drunkeness and revelry. And there she was! Margarita Esperanza Isabella Villa Lobos, the surliest barmaid in all of the Spanish Main. She was about as cuddly as a badger but she could fix drinks that would grow hair on yer chest and set fire to yer belly! Many a fine night was spent with her... ----Me First Mate Rosa Maria taps me on the shoulder and gently informs her misguided Captain that the post is indeed about the drink and not the infamous barmaid---- OH! Well then, I'll have one without salt please. Fair winds and calm seas, Captain Scarlett Hawkins Captain of the Lusty Lady

Lap dancing Barmaid?!?! Wow, this is a full service Pub! There goes all the booty I aquired this week. Fair winds and calm seas, Capt. Scarlett Hawkins Captain of the Lusty Lady

Here's one: Here's to our girlfriends And here's to our sweethearts May the two never meet! Fair winds and calm seas, Capt. Scarlett Hawkins Captain of the Lusty Lady