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fergal

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About fergal

  • Birthday 09/23/1967

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    http://www.granddesignworkshop.com
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    specialagentdalebcooper

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  • Location
    upstate NY Adirondacks
  • Interests
    If it be historical me loves it!
  1. "Your always gonna have problems lifting the body in one piece. Apparently, what your supposed to do is cut the body up into six pieces and pile it all together. Then when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, cause its no good leaving them in the deep freeze waiting for your mum to discover them is it? Then i hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body will look like a curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the head and pull out the teeth for the sake of the piggies digestion. You could do this afterwards but you dont wanna go sieving through pigshit now do ya? They will go through bone like butter.... you need at least 16 pigs to finish the body in one setting. So be wary of any man that owns a pig farm. They will go through a 200lb body in about 8 minutes, that means that a single pig can consume 2lbs of uncooked meat every minute. Hence the expression..........as greedy as a pig"
  2. http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/24/blackbear...tion=cnn_latest
  3. After memorial day I be doin the pub folks bottles and such! so be looking for yer stuff in about a week and a half! Fergal
  4. still seeking custom commissions for wood metal stone and leather. dont be afraid to ask about something you have in mind many things can be had fairly inexpensively, just because its custom doesnt make it expensive ya know! for those that dont have me site http://www.granddesignworkshop.com/folio.htm dont forget ALL my work comes with a lifetime warranty. theres a direct link to the folio. the contact info is in the, well, contact section or you can just contact me via PM here at the forum. Yours in Service Fergal
  5. Charity if your going to be using any crafters for your peices, always keep in mind the craftsmans creed; speed .. quality .. price .. pick two.
  6. aye! but I DID hear every word yea said mum! *grins*
  7. hows it work? simple, yea send em to the chest page http://www.granddesignworkshop.com/folioFurniture.htm and if they order something you get a 10 percent commision as soon as their downpayment hits me paypal! consider this...a commision on a 1800.oo chest !!!!! *grins* F.
  8. and when yea be done with the "quest for the perfect bodice" and need other leatherwork, woodwork, jackwear, etcetcetcetc come see me! arrr! http://www.granddesignworkshop.com *this shameless webplug brought to you by Lord Fergal the Botteler member in good standing of the BSMSG......."blood sucking merchant scum guild *
  9. in the begining o the movie theres a shot of a fella * the one sleepin with the piggies that Capn Jack wakes up with a bucket o water* takin a swig o grog outta a leather bottle * a wee one * could someone grab a couple of stills of that fer me please? and email it to shane@granddesignworkshop.com ? *dont worry, big bitmaps dinnae scare me. * I loves me broadband hehe* thank yea Lord <?!?! Fergal the botteler (some joker went and slapped a AoA on me, arrr the scurvy seadogs!)
  10. nay FORTY-five but that be a nice try there me bucko! typos.....the bane o our existance hehe.... and yessir the cuirbolli bottle be lookin like that one on me main page. Just paypal this ole rapscallion at shane@granddesignworkshop.com the 45. and you be gettin a bottle post haste! *also dont forget to make sure that your paypal shipping info is CURRENT....thats important...also if you dont use paypal never fear, I be a premium member so you can use a CC via paypal without actually needin a paypal acct.*
  11. or yea can email em and send em a pic of what ya want. :)
  12. http://www.twinoakstore.com/ best damn hammocks on the planet
  13. wot?! no takers? *sigh* but then again I guess yea pyrates be hoardin that rum ok mates lets broadin that to include REALLY nice singlemalts cognacs etcetc *seriously though, if yall have anytrhing youd like to barter lemme know* *back to the workshop*
  14. ok then hrm it occured to me, I owe Master Tearlach the Profane a bottle of booze, and since yall be Pirates, yall MUST have some DAMN FINE rum stashed SOMEWHERE. so I gots me a pavaler fer yea. tell me what rum yea have, quote me something I can make fer yea for it. leather stone and wood available media. please help keep Fergal from the clutches of Tearlach * he hits DAMN hard with those darn rattan halbards*
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