Cpt. William Phoennix

I be ratn as a Homer as well, aarr, Im a guessn that means I be I might on the drunkard side.... If I akeep agoing someday I can drink me self into a New ship im supposin, Blimey, Everyone be anown an I-tal-n Steel horse be worth as much as a tub of water N the crew quarters, aarrr but a fine ship now lass that d be a dandy. Just suppose I be fillin ye all with nother round bar keep might as well, Ol' Phoennix Needs a new ship!!! and some drunk friends to tell some tale tales to... Savy?